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Throat-Clearing Intros: Three Sentences Before the Point

A throat-clearing intro sets a generic scene — the fast-paced world, the ever-evolving landscape, the rhetorical question — before anything specific happens. Readers decide whether to stay within seconds; the warm-up spends them on nothing.

Why AI writes it: Models learn essayistic openings as the polite way to begin. Without a specific fact to open with, the generic scene-setter is always available — and always portable.

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Before & after

Before

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After

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Before

Let's face it: hiring is hard. In this article, we'll explore why.

After

We interviewed 60 candidates to make one hire. Here's what the funnel looked like.

How to fix it

  1. 1Open with your most concrete fact, number, or claim.
  2. 2Delete any first sentence that could open an article on a different topic.
  3. 3Turn rhetorical questions into their answers.

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Frequently asked questions

When does SlopTrim delete the whole intro paragraph?

When the opening paragraph contains a warm-up phrase or dense fluff and zero hard facts, the trim action removes the whole block; if facts appear later in the paragraph, only the fluffy first sentence goes.